Posted in Fun!, Thoughts, tagged Eye Exams, Friends, Friends Episode Where Rachael Goes To Eye Doctor, Funny, Getting Glasses, Glaucoma Test, Glaucoma Test Freaks Me Out, Glaucoma Test Makes Me Panic, I Hate The Glaucoma Test on July 12, 2011|
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That’s right. For those of you have experienced an eye exam in order to get glasses because you’re blind, you know what I’m talking about; the glaucoma test. This is the reason why I hate having an eye exam done. This is the reason why I may or may not have minor panic attacks inside my head. When I sit down in the chair, rest my chin on the chin rest and put my forehead forward at the little bar, I start freaking out inside. My hands get sweaty, my heart starts pounding, and I clasp my hands together so tight it hurts. It’s as if this small machine was designed to gouge my eyes out, or so my body thinks.
Sure, a small puff of air doesn’t seem like a big deal, right? But it’s the fact that the puff of air is directed at your eye. I don’t even know how to describe it. It’s just a quick, short burst of air from a few inches away. It doesn’t even hurt. It’s more so the anticipation and the uncomfortable feeling of my eyes receiving a blow job. Yes, I did just say that. It scares me really and I jump every time that air shoots out because again, it freaks me out.
There have been times where I’ve had to have this attempted on me multiple times because my eyes involuntarily close. I basically have to force myself to keep them open. Plus, in general I have to open my eyes a little wider because I’m Asian! I mean, come on. In fact, it reminds me of this Friends episode where Rachael is having the same issues.
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MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
I get that. When things you have don’t need to be known by everyone or when people ask about situations that have nothing to do with them and they’re only asking for the sake of knowing. Of course, they should mind their own business.
What I don’t get? When people post up things online that can be easily seen by others and then complain that it’s not other people’s business. I mean…really? For example, Facebook. Everyone and their moms, even grandma’s are on it by now. Sure, you can limit the amount of information people can see to a degree but if you’re already friends with someone, what you post is fair game.
If you’re posting a personal issue or are complaining about something that happened and someone comes in and comments with something you don’t agree with and you tell them to mind their own business? Well, I say, if you want them to mind their own business, then don’t post it on fucking Facebook for people to see. Sorry, that not everyone agrees with you or feels sorry for you. Sure, you’re looking for pity or for some vote of confidence but it doesn’t always happen. Get over it.
The other situation is, when two people are talking and someone else joins in on their conversation, then those two people get upset and are like, “this is our conversation blahblahblah.” Again people, it’s Facebook. If you want to have a private conversation, then make it private via messages or whatever, not on so-and-so’s wall.
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